Short Status For WhatsApp

Short Status For WhatsApp


1. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.


2. It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.


3. Virginity can be cured.


4. You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.


5.It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.


6. Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.


7. I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.


8. Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.


9. My life can be measured in hours


10. I don’t insult people , I just describe them.


11. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.


12. A party without cake is just a meeting.


13. Life is Short – Chat Fast!


14. Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..


15. I’d far rather be happy than right.


16. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


17. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


18. forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.


19. How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!


20. I got less but i got best!



21. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.


22. I’d far rather be happy than right.


23.The person who hates you, loves you the most..


24. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.


25. So many assume. So few know.



26. I have the simplest tastes.


27. Be you !!! The world will adjust.


28. A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.


29. regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.


30. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.



31. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.


32. I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.


33. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.


34. Life is a game, let’s make a high score.


35. A smiling face always has a painful heart.


36. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


37.I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


38. I am always satisfied with the best.


39. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.


40. We repair what your husband fixed.



41. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.


42. Comparison is the thief of joy.


43. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.


44. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.


45. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.




46. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.


47. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.


48. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.


49. My first name and your last name would sound great together.


50. If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.


51. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet


52. I can resist everything except temptations


53. I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier


54.Save water drink beer.


55. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

56. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.


57. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.


58. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine


59. Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.


60. Always remember you are unique just like every one else

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